I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND
is your cat called yeehaw
His full name is Yeehaw Will Smith
THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING
This is not cool!
A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
I accept nothing
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone
"Our fire station is next door to the Police department. Pranks ensue."
There are more flavors of geek than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
That’s actually pretty badass.
No you don’t. [via]
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
The very first pokemon.
For sale, obtainable, purchasable, acquirable, gettable [via]